First up for bid...

If I were selling a child, it would be...Luke!

He came back from Florida with an attitude that won't quit. Apparently the attention he received has gone to his head. Everything he said was "cute" and he expressed himself freely.

I also gathered from his rhetoric that the adults hadn't heard a 7 year old with such an extensive vocabulary. He keeps telling us that people would say "now that's a $50 dollar word out of a $.50 cent mouth."

His $50 dollar words, now match his million dollar attitude that I'm adjusting!